i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
operation harelip BJ is a go
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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