I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
pray to the hookup gods
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