'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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