Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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