And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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