I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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