she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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