Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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