And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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