I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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