No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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