So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
