What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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