That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
