Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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