Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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