i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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