What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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