But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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