i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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