Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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