your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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