Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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