All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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