8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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