Umm I'm too high to move.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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