There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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