i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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