drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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