Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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