Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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