whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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