Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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