I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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