he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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