no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Two words: blizzard sex
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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