You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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