You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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