It's Friday. Sex?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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