If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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