What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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