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I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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