Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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