Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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