okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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