okay pat passed out under dana's car
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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