Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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