My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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