I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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