you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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