How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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