Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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