Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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