Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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